it wasn't long ago when the world first saw you as little known country singer on America's Got Talent. I still remember when you walked down the stage with your guitar, you were wearing some nondescript knee-length dress with cowboy boots. I questioned your fashion choices back then.
now you made it on the coveted front cover of the latest issue of Vanity Fair. Completely made-over. Working it with all those high end designerware. From cowgirl to couture.
then all of the sudden you said, "There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women."
Why taylor swift? Why? What do need a help on yourself besides your critically-acclaimed acting skill? How dare you talked like that to your mentors Tina Fey and Amy Poehler? They were the ones who honed your comedic debut on SNL (i think they forgot about your cameo with your former Tay-Tay on Valentine's Day). Just look at Lindsay Lo.
everybody knows that it was only a joke when Tina and Amy said that you stay away from Michael J. Fox's son. Everybody, except you. You were not being a sport, taylor. Was it because the camera caught your face turned sour when you lost the Golden Globe to Adelle? And it's Adelle we're talking about for heaven's sake! You just cannot compare!
a lot of people would agree that your voice is not that phenomenal. It is still as shaky and pitchy as it was early on your music career. It does not matter how many songs you write about your ex's and your quasi-love life, one or one thousand, did you ever realize that you are the common denominator on all your failed relationships?
so when you said those words taylor, those words - it's a sign of diva on the rise. Do feel your head getting bigger it might just explode? It better not and it won't be pretty when it does. You are going to need that head when you want to look back where you started from - AGT.
you're not quite there yet because watch out! Carly Rae Jepsen has all the homies behind her!